1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. Or, in my case, your Diet Coke.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually check to see there wasn't a #9 on this list.
16. You're as likely to shop online as in a store.
17. Bookmarks are something you use on your computer, not in your books. Books?
18. You watch as many movies at home as you do at a theater.
19. You check your e-mail and voice mail at least daily while you're on vacation.
20. You get more junk in your inbox than in your mailbox.
21. You buy your music by the song instead of by the album.
22. You're addicted to at least one drink from Starbucks . . . or know someone who is.
23. You get at least some of your news online.
24. You own at least one digital camera . . . including the one on your phone.
25. A list of 25 items -- well, 24 actually -- is too long so you skipped to the end at some point.

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