Fun with anagrams. From time to time, a collection of fun anagrams lands in my inbox. Here are some of my favorites:
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A Decimal Point | I'm a dot in place
A lot of beer | Fool beater
A shoplifter | Has to pilfer
Animosity | Is no amity
Astronomer | Moon starer
Breasts | Bra sets
Circumstantial evidence | Can ruin a selected victim
Clint Eastwood | Old West action
Clothespins | So lets pinch
Conversation | Voices rant on
David Letterman | Nerd amid late TV
Debit card | Bad credit
Desperation | A rope ends it
Dick Cheney | Needy Chick
Dormitory | Dirty room
Election Results | Lies let's recount
Eleven plus two | Twelve plus one
Elvis | Lives
Episcopal | Pepsi Cola
Evangelist | Evil's agent
Flamethrower | Oh, felt warmer
Frito Lay | Oily fart
Fundamentalist | Nut flamed at sin
Funeral | Real fun
Garbage man | Bag manager
George W Bush | He grew bogus
Halloween | Awe hell no
Heavy Rain | Hire a navy
Hibernates | The bear's in
I'm pregnant | Parting men
Laxative | Exit lava
Listen | Silent
Paris Hilton | Hairpin slot
Payment received | Every cent paid me
Precaution | I put on care
Presbyterian | Best in prayer
Prostitute | Tourist pet
Schoolmaster | The classroom
Slot Machines | Cash lost in me
Snooze Alarms | Alas, no more Z's
Stairway to heaven | Heavy wire to Satan
Statue of Liberty | Built to stay free
Stupid girl | Drips guilt
Tense Driver | Tired nerves
The answer | Wasn't here
The Country Side| No city dust here
The eyes | They see
The Morse Code | Here come dots
Tom Cruise |So I'm cuter
Truth is | It hurts
Valentine Poems | Pen mates in love
Western Union | No wire unsent
You can tell I'm bored | Emotionally curbed
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