The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. It will include:
Hurricane Katrina Room: Still under construction and always will be.
Alberto Gonzales Room: Where you can't remember anything.
Texas Air National Guard Room: Where you don't even have to show up.
Walter Reed Hospital Room: Where they don't let you in.
Guantanamo Bay Room: Where they don't let you out.
Weapons of Mass Destruction Room: Which no one has been able to find.
Iraq War Room: Hotter than hell. Extremely dangerous. If you get out alive the first time, they keep sending you back again and again and again.
Dick Cheney Room: Undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery.
K-Street Project Gift Shop: Where you can buy (or sell) elections.
Airport Men's Room: Where you can meet some of your favorite Republican senators.
Phone Room: Where you can listen in on any phone call, anywhere in America without anyone's permission.
Patriot's Lounge: Where you profess your support for our troops but don't have to do anything about it -- like giving them enough guns or armor and medical care if they're wounded. American-flag lapel pin required for entry.
Jerry Falwell Memorial Chapel: Where you're free to pray to any God you choose, as long as his name is Jesus. Strict adherence to our narrow view of "true" religion required for entry. No gays allowed.
Education Room: No rich child left behind.
Research Room: Equipped with electron microscope to examine Bush accomplishments, if you can find any.
The President's Ego Room: Entire floor devoted to a 7/8 scale of Dubya's ego.
Exhibits: To be determined. Only criteria is that they have to be better than Daddy's.
